Chase Suno’s Adventures of Power Rangers (2017)/Transcript

Opening
[The story begins at the planet Earth in the Cenzoic era. The camera zooms out to see a Red Ranger. He crawls on the ground, injured to a yellow ranger, who armor disappears and dying]

???: I'm sorry... I'm sorry...

[The unknown female dies]

???: Alpha, I am the last one left. We must stop her. Send the meteor to my coordinates. Seek only those who are worthy. Find only those who are strong.

Rita Repulsa: With the Zeo Crystal, we could have ruled the Universe together.

Zordon: That was never going to happen.

Rita Repulsa: Then you will die, Zordon.

Zordon: We will die together, Rita.

[The meteors landed on earth]

Enter Jason
It had to be a cow couldn't feel like a dog or something that isn't 10 thousand pound.

Come on, can you just help me?

I'm doing all the work here man.

Push! Push! Come on!

Jason it stepped on my foot.

Pull yourself together.

Yo, just tight the pinch and let's get out of here.

The cow seems unhappy.

I should not be unhappy because I just milked her.

Him. You just milked him. - This is a him? - Was it one udder?

Yeah. That's not an udder dude. I was gonna say it was actually kind off.. it was big. I had to use two hands... Stop. We will never discuss this again. I think great.

Cops! The cops are coming! Beefcake, hide!

Look out there, what! - Yeah! - Yea, yeah!

Okay.

Whoo hoo!

Yeah, yea. Yeah!

Ha ha!

Whoa! 3 weeks later You know, I don't think we are ever gonna understand each other.